Sexual Turn-Off

Submitted by Bureau

Friday, 4 September 2009

All I was trying to do was think of baseball games while having sex with my wife so I would last longer. But last night she told me that my sudden yelling out, "You idiot! That pitch was outside by a mile!" was actually a turn-off. Honestly, I didn't know I was talking out loud.

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