182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.
4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.
70% of a humans weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.
A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
