My Dad...

Submitted by IN SEINE

Saturday, 21 June 2008

"What's your father's occupation? " asked the school secretary on the first day of the new academic year.

"He's a magician, Ma'am" said the new boy.

"How interesting. What's his favorite trick? "

"He saws people in half. "

"Gosh! Now, next question. Any brothers or sisters?"

"One half brother and two half sisters."

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