Coffin joke

Submitted by whatinthe world

Friday, 28 August 2009

A man was walking home from the club one night when he heard a wooden, cluttering sound coming from behind him.

He turned round and found a large wooden coffin following him.

CLUNK KER CLUNK KER CLUNK Fearing the worst, the man sprinted home, raced inside and quickly locked the front door behind him but to no avail.

The coffin located his residence, smashed the door down and made entry.

CLUNK KER CLUNK The man quickly ran upstairs into his bathroom, anxiously bolting the door in the hope of stopping this crazy wooden fiend. However, the coffin was unperturbed and rammed the bathroom door down.


The man, now beside himself with fear, quickly looked for an effective defense against this invader and grabbed a bottle of medicine, flinging it at the coffin.

The bottle's contents leaked all over it and......the coffin stopped.

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