A guy had a bad case of haemorrhoids, so he decided to go see his doctor. The doctor says, "It's not too bad, you just need to put these suppositories up your ass. I'll give you the first dose, and you can have your wife give you the second one this evening." "Okay" The man replies "anything to relieve this pain" He drops his pants, bends over and allows the doctor to do his job.
Later that evening he tells his wife what the doctor said and asks her help with the second dose. She tells him to bend over, puts one hand on his shoulder and prepares to insert the suppository. All of the sudden the guy screams, "Oh My God!!" "What's wrong?" asks his wife The man replies, "I just realized - he had both his hands on my shoulders!!"