Engine Management

Submitted by norma snockers

Monday, 31 August 2009

A notable gynaecologist once said, "The best engine in the world is the vagina. It can be started with one finger. It is self-lubricating. It takes any size piston. And it changes its own oil every four weeks."

"It is only a pity that the management system is so fucking temperamental."


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