Passport Control

Submitted by IN SEINE

Monday, 24 August 2009

On a visit to my wife's native England for our honeymoon, we arrived at London's Gatwick Airport.

Tania headed for the British-passport control line while I, an American, waited in the foreigners' line.

When my turn came, the customs officer asked me the purpose of my visit. "Pleasure," I replied.

"I'm on my honeymoon." The officer looked first to one side of me, then the other. "That's very interesting, sir," he said as he stamped my passport. "Most men bring their wives with them."


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