Out in the Wild West, Jesse James's gang forces a train to stop, and Jesse climbs on board. He bursts into a passenger car, pulls out his guns, and fires. Blam! Blam!
"All right!" he yells. "I'm going to screw all the men and kill all the woman!"
Blam! Blam! "That's right!" he growls. "I'm going to screw all the men and kill all the women!"
A guy in the front row says, "Uh, Mr. James, I think you've got it backwards."
Suddenly a high pitched man's voice in the back calls out, "Excuse me, but Mr. James is robbing the train!"