I Tried Computer Sex Once, But...

Submitted by tlmedia

Friday, 7 August 2009

Those USB ports are sooooooo small. Then I thought the CD drive would be fun until it closed on me. Oh my God the pain. It was like a guillotine.

I'm staying away from the hard drive. It sounds too gay anyway.

Man, have I learned a giant lesson. Please follow my advice. You'll find more on Microsoft KB 32765852927409.

Sincerely,
Bill Gates

P.S. what did I ever name the company "Microsoft?"


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