Winning Dog Races

Submitted by Bureau

Wednesday, 5 August 2009

The secret to winning a lot of dog races is to practice, practice, practice with the pea shooter till you can hit a small hole. Then get a seat right near the first turn and casually slip out some little pellets filled with hot sauce and turpentine.

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