Why Firetrucks Are Red

Monday, 3 August 2009

Well... Two plus two is four. Four times three is twelve. There are twelve inches in a ruler. Queen Elizabeth was a ruler. The Queen Elizabeth was also a ship. Ships sail the sea. In the sea are fish. Fish have fins. Finns fought the Russians. Russians are "red." Firetrucks are red... because their always "rushin'" around!

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