A Wet Nap, Sir?

Submitted by Bureau

Sunday, 2 August 2009

The other day a waitress asked me if I wanted a wet nap because I had missed my mouth a few times. I told her that after all this beer I'd drunk with my meal, that's the first thing I plan to do once I stagger home.

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