Drop Dead

Submitted by mumcoyote

Saturday, 31 May 2008

On a Wednesday night five guys gathered like they always did to play poker.

One of the guys, Mike, got a good hand and went all in with 500 hundred dollars. It turned out he lost the hand and all his money. Suddenly he had a heart attack and died.

Being a smooth talker, Steven decided to break the news to Mike's wife. Steven rang the doorbell and she answered.

"Mike lost 500 dollars playing poker tonight." Steven said bluntly.

Frustrated, Mike's wife responded, "Ugh! Tell him to drop dead!"

"Okay I'll tell him," Steven smiled.

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