A Surefire Cure

Submitted by Bureau

Tuesday, 21 July 2009

Here's my cure for fending off mosquitoes while you're out camping: Drink so much alcohol that they're afraid to bite, once the first few have bitten you and then flamed up over the campfire or are too drunk to fly.

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