Submitted by norma snockers

Friday, 21 August 2009

Mary and her husband were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy morning.

He suddenly said, "Mary, if I were to die suddenly, I want you to immediately sell all my stuff."

"Now why would you want me to do something like that?" Mary asked.

"I figure that you would eventually remarry, and I don't want some asshole using my stuff."

"What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?"

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