Money Talks

Submitted by norma snockers

Saturday, 22 August 2009

Man goes into a bank and up to the cashier's desk. "Nice tits love, I want to open a fuckin' checking account," the man snarls. "I beg your pardon, sir?", the startled female teller replies. "Listen, you dumb bitch, I said I want to open a fuckin' checking account." "I'm sorry, sir, but I can't help you if you're going to talk like that."

She leaves the window, walks over to the bank manager and whispers in his ear. The two return and the manager asks, stiffly, "What seems to be the problem here?" "There's no God damn problem!" the man insists. "I just won ten million dollars in the lottery, and I want to open a fuckin' checking account!"

"I see sir," the manager quickly replies, "and this cunt's giving you a hard time, is she?"

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