The little South American country of Suriname, with a population of 481,267, is so fed up with hearing North Korea's Kim Jong Il go on and on about his military missile might that they have issued an official state memo to Kim Jong Il: Hey homes, why don't you shut your freakin' mouth and friggin' bring it on okay!...we're located between Brazil and the Caribbean Sea. We'll be waitin' for ya.
P.S. Hey dude, do you comb your hair with firecrackers or what???