A man from Bangladesh named Abdul was bragging that in his country there are 79 different ways to make mad passionate love. A gent from Florida listened incredulously. "Why that's amazing. Where I come from there's only one way."
"Just one?" Abdul asked. "And which way is that?"
"Well," the Florida gent began, "there's a man and there's a woman--"
"Praise Allah!!" exclaims Abdul, "Number 80!"
