Carrot Up Wazzoo!

Submitted by Bureau

Tuesday, 16 June 2009

I got tired of Mom telling me how to live my life, so I decided to get revenge.

During her monthly ladies club meeting, I took off my clothes, stuck a carrot up my ass and walked into the living room.

She stopped, looked concerned, then said, "Fanny, I don't think you're eating right."

-loaned to me by Fanny Bright)

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