Cleaning Up My Act

Submitted by Bureau

Tuesday, 16 June 2009

When I turned 50, I decided to clean up my act and gave up smoking and drinking. Whew! It was tough, and there's no way I'd have gotten through that whole period without my crack cocaine, but I've made it to 50 and a half!

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