My wife always prided herself on her figure, but after giving birth to our second child, she began to worry about her weight. One day she confessed she was concerned I would want someone thinner.
Doing my husbandly duty, I began to comfort her. "Honey," I said, "I love you for who you are. To be honest, I didn't even notice you'd gain weight."
She smiled, and I should have quit right there, because what I said next was, "In fact, you are the sexiest woman I ever laid lies on!"
