Whenever I'm coming home late at night and probably had one drink too many because I can't remember how I got on this path, I get all scared because there's been a maniac around here lately showing off his privates, here's what I do:
I hide behind some bushes if I hear anyone coming and I jump out and flash THEM before they can flash me!
"Not so much fun when the tables are turned on you is it Ms. Screaming lady?"
Here, I'd better get on home. The flasher may have heard me, the Sicko!