The Blonde and Her Pet Goldfish "Goldie Hawn"

Submitted by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 4 June 2009

A blonde called 911 and frantically yelled that her husband was trying to drown her pet goldfish "Goldie Hawn."

The 911 operator asked her if she was a blonde.

The woman answered, "What kind of a question is that, goldfish don't have hair."


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