Shit A Tree

Submitted by Bureau

Thursday, 4 June 2009

My mom sold Avon and once on an elevator, she had this huge stomach cramp and let fly an extremely disgusting fart and just had time to spray some pine scent freshener into the air when a drunk got on.

"Ohweeeee! What's that smell? I'm gonna puke."

"Oh, what does it smell like?"

"Ohh (gag) somebody shit a Christmas tree!"

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