The Federal Pistachio Organization Makes An Announcement

Submitted by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 4 June 2009

The Federal Pistachio Organization has just announced that the overeating of pistachio nuts could cause one to become extremely bitter.

They use as examples people who eat at least two pounds of pistachio nuts a day. Some of these people include Ann Coulter, Bill O'Reilly, and Dick Cheney.


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