A group of elderly women residents of Beaver County, Utah have petitioned to have the name of their county changed. They state that the name is just too embarrasing because of its explicit nature.
One of the women suggested a name change to Box Elder, but there is already a county in Utah by that name.
A county clerk, tongue in cheek, suggested the name Third Base. The ladies loved it and accepted it because of its baseball connotation (Hmmmmm).