So I said, I'm sorry officer and as you can see by my lack of eyebrows and where my mustache used to be that I've paid the price. It's just that I got bored lying in that cold room with all those other patients who had just been pumped full of air for our colonoscopy and I sort of wondered what would happen if I struck a match.
Really Bad Colonoscopy Experience
Submitted by Bureau
Saturday, 23 May 2009