Looking Like Your Ancestors

Submitted by Anietie Ukpe

Thursday, 21 May 2009

Frank, the atheist had just returned from a plastic surgery to minimize the effects of burns sustained in an accident. His face still looked horrible. In his first day in Class he taught the children on the Theory of Evolution. Little Betty lifted up her hand and said, "I do not believe that theory applies to everyone. I mean that we all came from monkeys."

"But young woman, it is the truth," Frank said. "That is what science says."

"It may be true for you, but not for me. Can't you see that you look like your ancestors and I look like mine?"

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