June 2nd

Submitted by birbee

Tuesday, 19 May 2009

Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband, "I bet you don't know what day this is."

"Of course I do!" he answered as he kissed her, grabbed his briefcase and walked out the door to his car to go to work.

Of course, he hadn't known what day it was, and he felt lucky his wife dropped the hint.

At 10am, the doorbell rang, and when the woman opened the door, she was handed a box containing a dozen red roses.

At 1pm, the doorbell rang again. When she answered it, she was presented with a beautifully gift-wrapped box of her favourite chocolates.

At 4pm, a boutique delivered a designer dress. An accompanying card read, "This is for when we go out to dinner tonight at a restaurant of your choice. From your loving husband."

The woman couldn't wait for him to come home.

A little before 6pm, he walked in the door. "Honey!" she squealed with delight as she threw her arms around him. "First, the flowers then the chocolates, then the dress and now dinner!" she exclaimed excitedly. "I've never had a more wonderful Coronation Day in all my life!"

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