The prayer meeting was really jumping. The pastor asked for those who wanted to witness to get up and speak.
A man stood and shouted, "I have lusted in my heart!"
The pastor said, "Tell it all, Brother. Tell it all!"
The brother said, "I have been a slave to the demon alcohol!"
The pastor said, "Tell it all, Brother! Tell it all!"
The brother said, "I have been unfaithful to my dear wife!"
Again the pastor said, "Tell it all, Brother! Tell it all!"
The brother said, "I have screwed a goat!"
The pastor said, "I wouldn't have told that, Brother!"
