Why is it that in the movies the new husband throws his wife on the kitchen table and they have wild sex together for an hour, but when the wife and I tried it, the table crashed, my back went out and she wound up with a salt shaker way up her ass?
Why is it that in the movies the new husband throws his wife on the kitchen table and they have wild sex together for an hour, but when the wife and I tried it, the table crashed, my back went out and she wound up with a salt shaker way up her ass?
