All Passengers Will Please Declare Any Bacon Products

Submitted by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 28 April 2009

Due to the swine flu epidemic American airports will begin strip searching all passengers coming in from Mexico for bacon strips, ham sandwiches, pork chops, pork rinds, and pork barrels.

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