A man and his newlywed check into a mountain resort by a lake. The desk clerk notices the "Just Married" sign still on the car.
As soon as the man gets the luggage out of the car, he hops in a boat to go fishing. He is out all day, comes back for a quick supper, picks up his lantern and goes back out at night. This goes on for a couple of days when the man happens to stop by the desk. The clerk starts a conversation with the man and mentions his behaviour: "I know it's none of my business, but I was wondering why you weren't in the room having sex with your new wife." "Oh, I couldn't do that; she has gonorrhea."
"Well, what about anal sex?" "Couldn't do that; she has diarrhea." "There is always oral sex." "Nope, she has pyorhea."
"Wait a second. If she has gonorrhea, diarrhea, and pyorhea, why did you marry her?" "That's easy. She also has worms, and I love to fish!"