The health Inspector

Submitted by IN SEINE

Sunday, 19 April 2009

The City Health Inspector walks into a new restaurant unannounced and takes a seat to where he can see the kitchen. While he is sitting there, an order goes back for a pizza.

The chef appears and the Health Inspector nearly chokes when he see that he is not wearing a shirt. As if the Health Inspector didn't already have enough fuel for his citation-writing pen, the chef proceeded to grab a lump of pizza dough and press it out flat on his bare chest.

Appalled, the Health Inspector had barely finished writing up this infraction when an order came back for a hamburger. The cook proceeded to grab a handful of ground meat and pressed it into a perfect patty in his armpit!

Shocked and bewildered, the Health Inspector called for the manager and explained the gravity of the deplorable conditions he had seen.

"That's nothing, " said the manager, "you should come back at five in the morning when he makes the donuts! "


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