Little Ralphy on Grammar

Submitted by norma snockers

Thursday, 16 April 2009

Little Ralphy was sitting in class one day. All of a sudden, he needed to go to the toilet. He yelled out, "Miss Jones, I need to take a piss!"

The teacher replied, "Now, Ralphy, that is not the proper word to use in this situation. The correct word you want to use is 'urinate.' Please use the word 'ur-i-nate' in a sentence correctly, and I will
allow you to go."

Little Ralphy, thinks for a bit, and then says, "You're an eight, but if you had bigger tits, you'd be a ten!"


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