Little Ralphy goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?"
Ralphy says "Mas-tur-bate."
Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, little Ralphy, that's a mouthful."
Little Ralphy says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob."