A young lady is on a cliff edge about to jump to her death when she is approached by a young man who asks if she's going to kill herself.
To her reply of yes, he asks if she can give him a blow job before she does it.
"Sure, life sucks, I may as well."
When she's done he tells her it was great, and asks why she's going to kill herself.
She replies, "My parents disowned me for dressing like a woman!"