The Sagging Pants Proclamation

Submitted by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 15 April 2009

The city council of New Madrid, Missouri has voted, 5 to 3 to prohibit high school students from wearing sagging pants that show the upper portion of the human crack.

A first time offense will result in a $100 fine. The second offense will result in the offender having his or her chest tattooed with a likeness of Amy Winehouse.

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