The Three Viagra pills

Submitted by norma snockers

Tuesday, 7 April 2009

A man goes to his doctor and says. "Doc, I have a problem. My girlfriend is sleeping over this Friday, my ex-wife is sleeping over this Saturday and my wife is coming home Sunday. I need 3 Viagra pills to satisfy them all."

The doctor says, "You know 3 Viagra pills 3 nights in a row is pretty dangerous for a man of your age. I will give them to you on the condition you return to my office on Monday so that
I can check you out."

The man says, "You have a deal, Doc." Monday morning the man returns to the doctor's office with his arm in a sling.

The doctor asks, "What happened"? The man answers, "Nobody showed up!"


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