Still Wondering About That

Submitted by Bureau

Tuesday, 7 April 2009

When I was three I learned to get up on a chair and get cookies from the cookie jar so Mom pushed the cookie jar back out of my reach.

Next, I found all kinds of neat powder and liquid containers with "Poison" on them under the sink so I stacked them on the chair and still got me some cookies.

What I can't understand is, why didn't Mom put the poisons out of my reach?

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