"You have to explain this to me," the customer said to the hostess as she seated them, and pointed to the restaurant's chalkboard.
It read "Today's Special: Broiled Snaper, with 2 peas."
"With 2 peas?" the customer said, confusedly.
The blonde hostess asked, "Why, what's wrong with that?
The chef told me, and I quote, 'The special has two p's', so I added that part."