JAY, the rooster

Submitted by norma snockers

Tuesday, 7 April 2009

This farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks. So he goes down the road to the next farmer and asks if he has a rooster which he would sell.

The other farmer says, "Yeah, I've this great rooster, named JAY. He'll service every chicken you got, no problem."

Well, JAY the rooster costs a lot of money, but, farmer decides he'd be worth it. So, he buys JAY and takes the rooster home. He then sets him down in the barnyard and gives the rooster a pep talk, "JAY, I want you to pace yourself now. You've got a lot of chickens to service here, and you cost me a lot of money. Consequently, I'll need you to do a good job. "So, take your time and have some fun," the farmer ended with a chuckle.

JAY seemed to understand, so the farmer points toward the hen house, and JAY took off like a shot. WHAM! JAY nails every hen in the hen house three or four times, and the farmer is really shocked.

After that the farmer hears a commotion in the duck pen, sure enough, JAY is in there.

Later, the farmer sees JAY after the flock of geese down by the lake. Once again, WHAM! He gets all the geese.

By sunset he sees JAY out in the fields chasing quail and pheasants.

The farmer is distraught worried that his expensive rooster won't even last 24 hours.

Sure enough, the farmer goes to bed and wakes up the next day to find JAY dead as a doorknob stone cold in the middle of the yard and buzzards are circling overhead.

The farmer, saddened by the loss of such a colourful and expensive animal, shakes his head and says, "Oh, JAY, I told you to pace yourself. I tried to get you to slow down, now look what you've done to yourself."

JAY opens one eye, nods toward the buzzards circling in the sky and says, "SHHHH, they're getting closer..."


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