A Jewish raffle

Submitted by norma snockers

Thursday, 2 April 2009

There is a raffle at the local Jewish Community Centre and prizes are being drawn. "4th prize, which goes to Hymie Himmelfarb, is a Rolls Royce." Huge applause. Hymie goes up to collect his keys and shake hands.

"3rd prize, which goes to Frank Myers, is a Rolls Royce and a check for $10,000." Huge applause. Frank goes up to collect his keys and check and shake hands.

"2nd prize, which goes to Abe Epstein, is a piece of fruit cake!" Ghastly silence.

Abe goes up to the stage to the presenter. "What do you mean, a piece of fruit cake? 4th prize was a Rolls Royce, 3rd prize was a Rolls Royce plus a check for $10,000, so what the hell do you mean a piece of fruit cake for the second prize?"

"Ah," says the presenter, "This is special fruit cake. It's made by the Rabbi's wife"

"Fuck the Rabbi's wife" says Abe, hysterically.

"What? You want the first prize as well?" came the reply.

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