Mushrooms

Submitted by IN SEINE

Thursday, 2 April 2009

The wife of a prominent gentleman was being tried for the murder of her third husband. A lawyer asked, 'What happened to your first husband?'

'He died of mushroom poisoning.' said the wife.

'How about your second husband?' asked the lawyer.

'He died of mushroom poisoning, too,' said the woman.

'Well, then,' asked the lawyer, 'what about your third husband?'

The wife, replied, 'He died of a brain concussion.'

The lawyer asked, 'Why did that happen?'

The wife paused, and then said, 'He didn't like mushrooms!'


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