The wet dream

Submitted by norma snockers

Monday, 30 March 2009

Johnny's mother entered little Johnny's room and woke him.

"Come on Johnny time to wake and get ready for school"

Johnny groggily pleaded, "Ahhh come on mom, just 5 more minutes please!"

She replied, "Ok, 5 more minutes then you get up and shower and come down stairs for breakfast."

After little Johnny had his shower. His mother heard him crying as he came down stairs.

"Johnny, what's wrong?"

"I had my first wet dream."

His mother was a little unsettled with his response. And replied. "Well that isn't anything to be upset about. It's perfectly natural and normal. It means you're growing up"

"No mom it isn't that. You don't understand!"

"Well what is it then?"

"When my friends ask me, what I said after my first ejaculation, I'm going to have to say 'Ahhh come on mom, just 5 more minutes please'!"

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