The Fantastic Sperm Bank's March Madness Promotion

Submitted by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 25 March 2009

One of the nation's largest sperm banks is offering its own type of stimulus package.

The Here Comes The Sun Sperm Bank of Los Angeles will be conducting a March Madness stimulus package package that will pay the donor $300 per vile.

Donors are asked to shower, wear shorts, and to please bring in the men's magazine of their choice.

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