A dying man's wish

Submitted by IN SEINE

Wednesday, 25 March 2009

Pat was lying on his deathbed, moaning and carrying on.

"Mike," he says, "I know I'm a goner."

"Oh, Paddy, have faith, ye still have years ahead uv yuh."

"No, Mick, I'm finished, an' you've been such a great friend; there's one thing I'd like yuh to do when I'm gone."

"Ahh, Paddy, I'll do anything you ask, I swear it to the Saints and the Holy Mother."

"Well, Dear Friend, I have been saving a jug of fine whiskey that my brother sent me from Cashel some eight years ago, and I would like you to pour it on me grave when I'm buried."

Mike sits silently for a long time and Pat asks again, "Will you do that for yer oldest friend, Mike?"

Mike draws a big breath and says, "Ye know I will Pat, but would ye mind if I filter it through me kidneys first?"

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