Granny's Night Out

Submitted by norma snockers

Saturday, 14 March 2009

Granny is feeling a bit down in the dumps and decides to treat herself to a meal at the Ritz. She manages to get a table that very night and enjoys a delicious meal on her own, nothing too extravagant but nice all the same. The head waiter brings the bill and she's horrified to see the total: 150 bucks!

Granny didn't expect this at all and asks the waiter, "Would you mind holding my breasts while I write the check please?" The head waiter is taken aback. In all his years in the job he's never been asked that before, but always eager to please the customer, he obliges. Granny gets up to leave and the waiter is still perplexed. His curiosity gets the better of him and he catches up with
her at the door,

"I'm sorry to bother you Miss but I'd like to know why you asked me to do that just now." "Oh it's quite simple really" Granny replies "I love to have my breasts held when I'm being screwed!"

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