The Bad Twin

Submitted by Bureau

Monday, 9 March 2009

The doctor told my wife that having her first baby would be a lot easier if it was delivered in water and they had a special pool in the back. She wanted me there also so when the day came, all three of us got into the pool and when my wife squeezed what she thought was my hand, up popped the baby in front of her and up popped a turd behind me.
I think one day I'll tell him about his brother.

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