Three Wishes, Three Guys

Submitted by Stefano M. Stefano

Saturday, 7 March 2009

A sales rep, an administration clerk, and a manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.

One of them rubs it and a Genie appears from inside it.

The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.'

'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk. 'I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.'

Poof! He's gone.

'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach with my own personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and three Playboy Playmates!'

Poof! He's gone.

'OK, you're next,' the Genie says to the manager.

The manager says, 'I want those two slackers back in the office after lunch.'

Moral of the story: Always let your boss have the first say.

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